In which your childhood turns into a goth and commits suicide by slitting its wrists.
They thought they were done with this story… They. Were. WRONG!
“There was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!”
“The problem is….I have to seduce Volxemort.”
“We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently.”
“Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke.”
“Cool tears down my feces.”
Get your Hot Topic dress wares and your suicide blades at the ready, you preps! This story will make you cry TEARS OF BLOOD!