If Harry Potter, director Shinya Tsukamoto, Tara Gillespie, Dethklok and the concept of Cosmic Awareness were orgying atop an exploding solar vagina made of headless women riding motorbike-shaped dinosaurs, the end result would not have been quite as insane as this literary lunacy.
What ever became of the ending?
The ejaculating climax!!!
Vampire has a nightgun that shoots orgies at night… CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
In this chapter, YOU become a pervert who likes to wear a teenage girl’s underwear… YOU should be ashamed.
In which your childhood turns into a goth and commits suicide by slitting its wrists.
Wait! If Tom Bombadil is Satan but he’s also Tom Anderson, and if Satan is the Bark Lord, does that mean that Neo is Ross’ dog? WHOA!
They thought they were done with this story… They. Were. WRONG!
“There was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!”