The plot gets MONDO EXTREMO as the hunt for the Seven Chaos Emeralds finally begins! Silver the Freknohog(?) reaches the end of his gene spreading days, Blaze finds True Love(??) and Knuckles gets more angry and confused than ever. That’s no good!
Silver will make a mom out of you! No, wait… WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?
It’s a BLAZING HORROR of DESPAIR (and really bad poetry) as your boys, Madhog and Devar, reprise that lurid literary leprosy known as the “Tails” Saga! This time, the True Writer of the story will take you back in time to recount the BURNING origins of a certain feline princess, in a tale of Love, Death and really bad decisions… Enjoy!
It’s Knuckles Time!
Chaos. Just. Got. REAL!!!
Creepy underage romance violating the hologram’s toilet on Neil deGrasse’s “Cosmos.”
Blaze the Cat is the master of fire puns. Also, Tails has a burning soul. Pun intended.
It’s time for Madhog (along with a selected group of guests/victims) to tackle his old masterpiece: an epic re-imagining of the entire “Sonic the Hedgehog” multiverse filled to the brim with awful exposition dumps, heavy-handed themes, awkward romances and jaw-dropping characterizations!
This is “The Tails Saga” and it will make you cry FOR FEAR!
Devar Arcvarron (@DevarArcvarron)
Ross Faries (@ParadiseFaries)