Did you know that “King’s Quest IV” is a 3-D interactive movie? Wow!
In which Soury learns that a minor record of juvenile delinquency will always overshadow the feat of beating the God of War in combat, unless a completely arbitrary amount of church-related work can raise her morale! Nothing said in the last sentence makes any sense!
Well, that could have gone much better.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Madhog is done here.
Presented in “Relax-O-Vision.” Be thankful for that.
Soury learns a valuable lesson about Friendship as she crushes people’s skulls with her bare hands. Meanwhile, something profoundly wise is said about pokémon and the Human Condition. All of this and more in today’s episode of “My Little Warrior: Breaking Bones is Magic.”
The Chumpstain’s household is shaken by the arrival of freeloading Uncle Ross the Pervert. Meanwhile, Soury gets to party with demons right after fending off a bunch of literal kidnappers. All of this and more in today’s episode of “Filth House”!
Soury Chumpstain’s hero training (aka farm work) finally pays off as she ventures into the fields of yonder to fight goblins, dragons and the mother****ing BATMAN!