Creepy underage romance violating the hologram’s toilet on Neil deGrasse’s “Cosmos.”
Healing Mode Engaged!
Blaze the Cat is the master of fire puns. Also, Tails has a burning soul. Pun intended.
It’s time for Madhog (along with a selected group of guests/victims) to tackle his old masterpiece: an epic re-imagining of the entire “Sonic the Hedgehog” multiverse filled to the brim with awful exposition dumps, heavy-handed themes, awkward romances and jaw-dropping characterizations!
This is “The Tails Saga” and it will make you cry FOR FEAR!
Devar Arcvarron (@DevarArcvarron)
Ross Faries (@ParadiseFaries)
And so, this literary leprosy finally reaches its underwhelming conclusioN.
It all ends… in SCREAMS!
The game is dramatically improved by the addition of a chainsaw-wielding waitress and unexpected Sergio Leone references. Unfortunately, it still requires to be played.
Jojo’s Manly Exposition
In this latest installment: Devar makes his triumphant return from Poland as he and a half-frozen to death Madhog ramble about recently departed celebrities, Mr. Weebl’s Internet legacy, “Star Wars: The Force Goes to Sleep”, infuriating misconceptions about criticism, “Tom and Jerry”, Soviet Russian cartoons and the WhyBoy debacle (not really a debacle).
There’s a gnome-worshiping cult in this town. That’s suspicious!